Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.
Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die.
I finally got my turn on Dall-E and wanted to give it a real challenge so I asked it to render a bilious pile of rancid garbage with no hope, joy or radiance whatsoever.
Bloody waste of my turn, I could’ve taken a selfie anytime.
The Scotland football team went to visit an orphanage in Kazakhstan this morning. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible"
said Anatoly, aged 6.
Found in my Physics text book.
A man lives in a foreign country, and his job is to operate the train that connects one town to another. He is not very good at his job, and he is also very greedy. Since his income does not meet his expenses, he decides to steal from his passengers' fares. At first he steals only a little. However,...
John constantly irritated his friends with his eternal optimism…
No matter how bad the situation, he would always say, "It could have been worse."
To cure him of this annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so completely black, so dreadful, that even John could find no hope in it. Approaching him at the club bar one day, one of them said,...
The English team visited an orphanage in brazil.
"It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope”,said Jose age 6.
Two cops are standing by the street side in New York City
A foreigner approaches them looking slightly panicked. "Parlez vous Francais?" He asks them. The cops, not knowing a word of French merely shrug their shoulders at the man. Frustrated, he asks them, "Ustedes hablan español?" Again, the cops merely shrug. The foreigner continues with the same result ...
No E-Mail
A jobless man applied for the position of ‘office boy’ at a very big company.
The employer interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor.
“You are hired.” – the employer said. ”Give me your email address, and I’ll send you the application to fill out, as well as when you will start.”...
There was a time when people where entertained by men like Jonny Cash and Bob Hope
Nowadays, we have no Cash and no Hope.
The England Football Team visited an Orphanage in Russia yesterday..
"It's heart breaking to see their little faces with no hope", said Vladimir, aged 6.
Three friends are stranded on a small island
After a few weeks with no hope of rescue, they come across a lamp in the sand. They pick it up, and poof! out comes a genie.
"Thank you for releasing me from my thousand years of imprisonment. I will now grant each of you a wish," says the genie.
The first guy says, "Well, I have a wif...
A magician is working on a cruise ship, but there is one problem.
The captain's parrot watches every show he does, and after figuring out the tricks, the parrot has started yelling out the secrets of how the tricks are done.
The bird says, "Look, it's not the same hat!" or "Hey! He's hiding the flowers under the table!"
The magician is enraged. Bu...
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