GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What do you call an Italian with no hands?
Mute
What do you call a woman with no hands and no legs?
Carrie
"Look Ma, no hands!"
Saudi Mother: "I did warn you about stealing!"
“Look Ma! No hands!”
“Dammit Jimmy those prosthetics were expensive!”
Do you know what the guy with no hands got for his birthday present?
No?
Yeah, no one else does either, he hasn't succeeded in ripping the paper off of them yet.
What do you call when a man with no hands who's a womanizer, second in command to the boss, wins at poker?
A no-hands handsy right-hand with a good hand.
“Look ma, no hands.”
-Every Reddit thread
"Look, ma, no hands."
"Stop insulting your little brother, Billy. He was born this way."
What does a musical farmer with no hands do?
Drops the beet.
What does someone with no hands say after buying a condom that doesn't fit?
"Fits like a glove."
Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?
Because they could only draw guns.
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Did you hear about the guy who masturbated with no hands?
Somehow he managed to pull it off.
Why did the man with no hands get kicked out of the bar?
Couldn't hold his liquor.
Look, no hands!
The worst thing you could hear during a prostate exam.
Why did the blind driver have no hands?
He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour
I remember back in the day, kids would call me cool when I rode my bike with no hands.
But as an adult with a drivers license all they say is, "CHAD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE GONNA HIT THAT PEDESTRIAN!"
A man with no hands walks into a palm reader's business
The palm reader looks at him and says, "well, I'm stumped."
Someone knocked on my door and asked if I wanted to donate to the organization for children with no hands.
I started clapping.
A boy asked his mom "Mom, What is dark humor?"
The mom said to the boy "See that man with no hands? Tell him to clap."
The boy then said to his mom "But mom, you know I'm blind!"
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