My mom has a rule that no friends are allowed at our house in November because of holidays. (It makes no sense.)
But she has a friend that she decided that she'll let over in November. My mom told her "You're an exception. You can come any time in November." So I said "Very poor choice of words." and her friend started dying of laughter, but I got grounded.
What do you call a little kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
So What do you call a banker that has no friends?
A Loaner.... I’m just going to go to the bank and withdraw my life.
Why does a man who gives out money have no friends...
Because he’s a LOANER!
I have no friends.
Even the toilet cover attacks me from the back.
What do you call a 23 year old guy with no friends, depression, social anxiety anda no job?
An average redditor
I had it rough growing up. No friends, at all...
It was just me and Black Bart,
My imaginary enemy.
This banker I know has absolutely no friends...
I think he's loanly
People always say I have no friends, but that’s not true.
Every girl I’ve asked out wants to be friends.
What do you call it when the goddess of knowledge as no friends?
Pal-less Athena
Why did the cactus have no friends?
Because he was a no-pal.
Why did the kiddie pool have no friends?
Because it was too shallow.
What do you call someone that had great potential in highschool, but now has no friends, no career aspirations, and is satisfied with a menial job?
Idk what others would say, but I know my dad is refusing to call me "son"
A young lady, jobless and spurned by her lover, heads to the Manhattan docks to drown herself.
She has nothing, no friends, no family, she just wants to end it all.
And as she's about to jump, a handsome young sailor shouts, "stop! Don't do it!!"
And she says, "I've nothing in this world, I might as well end it!"
And he says, "Listen, listen. It's a rotten world, ...
If you have no friends so decide to escape earth and make a country on another planet all by your self it would be called
Alien nation.
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