My friend asked me about getting fisted by a man with no fingers
Needless to say, I was stumped.
What do you call a judge with no fingers?
Justice Thumbs
I was in bed with a girl the other night, and all of a sudden she yells "HEY, NO FINGERS UP THE "
So I replied "well, it's my finger and my , you don't have a say in the matter, lady"
You know what’s pointless?
A hand with no fingers.
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