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No Eyes Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no sex organs?

No fucking eye-deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no sex organs, and no legs?

Still, no fucking eye-deer.

What do you call an alien with no eyes?

Alan

(This works better verbally...)

what do you call a deer with no eyes in sign language?

Anything you like. It can't see you.

Pretty sure you have heard this one before but here goes nothin: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer

-written in dirt on the back of a truck. Gave me a laugh.

What do you think when you see a deer with no eyes?

'Good shot!'

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no genitals?
Still no fucking eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no g...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

You call it a fish. Having a disability doesn't mean you're a new species, ya jerk!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

(Hillbilly) Well I gots no i-dear-ah

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fshhhh



(This works a lot better if you say it out loud)

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idear.

What do you call a no-eyed deer that cannot move?

Still no idear.

What do you call something that's having sex with an immobile, no-eyed deer?

Fucking still no idear.

What do you call a guy with no eyes?

Well, it’s rude to call people names. But he goes by Mchael.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no idear.

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium

Anyone who has any simple, stupid jokes like these please put them in the comments. :) I just started a new job and stupid little jokes are perfect for breaking the ice.

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A baby was born with no eyes lids...

So the doctors decided to circumcise him and use the skin to craft new eyes lids.

They botched it though and he came out looking a bit cock-eyed.

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The deer with no eyes.

This is an overused joke, but there is a third line I never see used, so I'll share it with you.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.

What do you call an deer with no eyes, no legs and no di...

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