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No Eyed Deer Jokes

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eyed deer.

What do you call the same deer if he had no legs?

Still, no eyed deer.

Same deer again but with no genitals?

Still, no fucking eyed deer

Dad: I have a lot of blind deer on my property.

Son: Really? How do you know they're blind?

Dad: Well, I have no eyed deer.

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