UPJOKE

Maybe more of a curse than a joke

I read some words from an anonomous author on the internet about 20 years ago. No context, just a single line that has haunted me ever since.

>!Nobody likes ketchup precum.!<

That's my gift to you. My guard is soon over. May these words forever live in your memory until you one d...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What did the army of starving cannibals say when they walked into an abortion clinic in mexico?

feed us fetus fajitas!

I hope that joke was shitty enough to make you laugh.

Inspired from this post in no context
http://www.reddit.com/r/nocontext/comments/10y470/feed_us_fetus_fajitas/

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side is the most common answer, however this answer leaves a great deal of room for interpretation. As noted historian and sociologist Ian Ormwell stated, "A joke cannot be taken at face value; all jests are subjective in their appearance and impact." Contrasting this view, the p...

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