A British doctor brags to colleagues: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we removed a man's backbone, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he was looking for work."
The German surgeon replies; “In Germany we removed a section of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he too i...
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake.
By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.
“Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'...
A rabbit and a worm, both blind from birth, run into each other in the forest..
The rabbit hurriedly apologizes stating that he was born blind and never meant to cause any trouble.
The worm quickly responds that he too was born blind and, on top of it all, was abandoned so he did not even know what he was.
Not believing his luck, the rabbit responds that he too d...
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