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No Atmosphere Jokes

Humanity has colonized Venus and Mars. Venus is a pressure-cooker hellscape with an acidic atmosphere, and Mars has almost no atmosphere at all. In comparison, bad weather on Earth...

is such a first world problem.

I heard that because the moon has no atmosphere...

the American flag we planted there has lost its color and is now completely white. We need go up there and change it. Because we don't want anyone thinking the French beat us to the moon.

Did you hear about the restaurant that opened on the moon?

It had great food, but no atmosphere!

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God decides to go on vacation

God decides to go on holiday.
He calls all his super-being mates up and they pop around to discuss a few suggestions.
"What about Mars," says one of them.
"Nah I went there 15,000 years ago," says God, "it was shit, no atmosphere and too dusty." "What about Pluto," suggests another...

India Space mission.

The Indian government have said, the moon mission has been so successful, and have opened 4 corner shop stores and 3 Deli restaurants.. The food is good but there is no atmosphere.

Have you guys heard about the new restaurant on the moon?

Early critics say the food is good, but there's no atmosphere.

Where did the computer mouse go to get a drink?

The spacebar

And you know I’ve been to a couple spacebars before, they’re all exactly the same. Great food, no atmosphere.

Why did the alien refuse to attend the solar system's party?

He heard it had no atmosphere!

I tried to start a comedy club in outer space once.

But sadly there was no atmosphere on opening night.

You wouldn't be able to be a comedian in space

Because there is no atmosphere

Why are moon parties so damn boring?

Cuz there is no atmosphere!

So two astronauts walk into a club on the moon...

One says to the other, "Let's bounce, this place has no atmosphere"

Did you hear about the restraunt that's opened up on the moon?

Service is stellar and the food is out of this world but theres no atmosphere..

NASA have decided that the Astronauts are going to have a party in space this christmas, the food is going to be wonderful but:

No atmosphere..

What's the worst part about parties in space?

No atmosphere

Space may sound romantic...

But I'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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