There's a beautiful blonde woman on the beach, no arms no legs...
A man walks passed her and she says, "Excuse me, could you please hug me? I've never been hugged before." The man, feeling bad for her, picks the lady up, hugs her, and puts her back down and goes on with his day.
Later that day, a second man walks passed her and she says, "Excuse me, I've ne...
A man with no arms no legs and no torso goes to a bar on his 21st birthday
As it is 21st birthday he decides to go to a bar with his family and get his first beer.
The barkeep pours the beer into the man’s mouth and magically, to his amazement, he grows a torso. The man so stunned and happy decides to go and buy another beer.
The barkeep again pours the bee...
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