Apparently, drinking a pint of beer shortens your lifespan by nine minutes.
According to my calculations I died some time in 1829.
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An American arrives in Ireland and goes to the nearest pub…
… and walks straight up the bar. It’s busy, and he looks around at the customers. Satisfied, he bellows at the top of his lungs, “I’ve just arrived from America, and I’ve heard tell of how much the Irish drink stout. I’ve got $500 for anyone who can drink ten pints of Guinness in ten minutes or less...
Wife to Husband: What would you do if you knew the world was going to end in 10 minutes?
- I would make love to you - he answered. - And what about the other nine minutes ?
President Obama is doing his morning exercises...
...and jogging around the White House grounds when one of the Secret Service agents suggests he should see how fast he can circle the White House ten times. After all, it is a presidential tradition to try it at least once, and being moderately athletic, he figured he'd make pretty good time. So he ...
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