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What's the difference between a stud animal and a Nigerian prince?

One rides a bunch of females, the other writes a bunch of emails

Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day.

Teach a man to phish, he will become a Nigerian Prince.

A wise Nigerian prince once said…

"I think, therefore I scam."

I got an email from a Nigerian Prince asking me for $100,000 to help him build a business and in return I am promised 10 fold. What does he think I am a fool?

I already invested in a Prince from Qatar for half the price last week. Sucker can’t scam me.

Just got an email from a Nigerian prince, he says he'll give me all of his wealth for free.

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger.

When I die I'm going to entrust my money to a Nigerian prince

...on the condition that he can find a valid US bank account to transfer it to.

Just received an email from a wealthy Nigerian Prince.

He told me that he doesn’t have any fortune to share with me at the moment but he would appreciate if I could let him know before May 25th if I wish to continue receiving emails.

I've just been scammed by a Nigerian Prince

His version of Purple Rain was abysmal.

A Nigerian prince secretly orders a 2nd wife over the internet from Thailand.

The wedding was a black-tie affair

I almost fell for the Nigerian Prince Scam

Jokes on them I already know Nigeria doesn't exist

What's the most embarrassing part about Hillary Clinton's emails?

The Nigerian Prince actually came through with the money transfer.

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