If I had a nicker for every misspelling on this sub...

I'd still be in a lot less trouble than you for saying that setup out loud.

What happens when a horse nickers for too long?

The horse pants!

The Talking Horse.

A talking horse walks into a bar and approaches the manager. “Excuse me, good sir,” the horse says, “are you hiring?”

The manager looks the horse up and down and says, “Sorry, pal. Why don’t you try the circus?”

The horse nickers. “Why would the circus need a bartender?”

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