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Some Gorillas are getting drunk in the Belgian Congo... (NSFW)

So some gorillas are having some beers and goofing off at the edge of the forest in the Belgian Congo, clowning on each other, doing impressions, etc. one of them looks toward the bordering savanna and notices a lion intently stalking a distant antelope.

“Check out Mr. King of the Jungle ove...

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3 couples died and went to the Pearly Gates for Judgement.

St. Peter looked at the first man and proclaimed, "You loved Money so much that you even married a woman named "Penny". Go to Hell!" Thunder crashed and Lightning flashed and the first man was Gone.

St. Peter looked at the second man and proclaimed, "You loved Drink so much that you even ma...

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