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Which NFL players swear the most?

The offensive linemen

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NSFW - Sammy the journeyman NFL player

Sammy was your less than average NFL player. He always managed to land on a roster, but in 13 years had never felt the glory of playing on Sunday. Every game he'd put on his gear, smear his cheeks with eye-black, don his helmet and rush onto the field with his teammates. But play after play, game...

Did you hear what happened to that NFL player that murdered several people?

He was suspended.

Whatโ€™s the difference between an NFL player and football player?

When you pat an NFL player on the shoulder, they feel better. But the other gets hospitalized right away.

Why don't NFL players wear glasses?

Because it's a contact sport.

Did you hear about the NFL player who went to prison?

He went in a tight end and came out a wide receiver.

The only people who get more concussions than NFL players..

are their wives

When do NFL players propose to their girlfriends?

During the playing of the National Anthem.

What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

Fact: It is against league rules for an NFL player to own a pet duck.

It's considered a personal fowl.

I'm not really a sports person

Can anyone explain why so many NFL players are also pro bowlers?

A building is on fire

A building is on fire and a woman is trapped with her baby inside. The fire dept is trying to persuade her to toss her baby out of the window and they will catch it, but the woman stubbornly refuses. Two men step forward from the crowd and inform the woman that they are NFL players and she can trust...

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