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Newton's Law Jokes

"For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.." - Newton's Law

"Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad." - Cole's Law

newton's law

john:bro, do you know newton's third law ? ?

david: i'm a science student, not a law student !!

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I am objectively attractive

According to Newton's law of universal gravitation, mass attracts mass.

What scientific principle is demonstrated when cookies fall out of the cupboard?

Fig Newton's law.

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Going to Heaven

One day, three men died and went to hell. Satan was there and the three guys asked to be sent to heaven. However, Satan said that only the good people can go to heaven. So he let them give him a question each. If Satan can answer their questions correctly, the person will stay in Hell; but if Satan ...

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