Did you see the newspaper headlines about the Christmas Eve robbery at the German bakery? It said…
Spiders are making newspaper headlines.
Well, the ones in my house are.
Metal detectors are valuable archeological tools.
A Brit with a metal detector dug up a chunk of land along the Thames and found a few stray pieces of jewelry and copper cables buried 10 feet deep. The newspaper headlines read "Excavation proves telephony in Britain was widespread 100 years ago."
Not to be outdone, an Irishman dug up a secti...