There once was an assassin named Artie. Artie's specialty was killing his victims by choking them to death. One day, Artie was given a $10,000 contract to kill a sleazy stockbroker. Artie went to the stockbroker\`s office and choked him to death. Just as the stockbroker died, his secretary came ...
Did you hear about the psychic dwarf that escaped prison?
News headlines say "Small medium at large".
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If bruce willis died of a viagra overdose,
would the news headlines read “bruce willis dies hard”?
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