Today i asked the hot girl at my gym what her new year resolutions were.
She said «Fuck you». So im pretty excited for 2018
I have 11 New Year Resolutions...
* Never make resolutions * Be accepting of paradoxes * Use the binary number system more often
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Last year, one of my new year resolutions was too stop being so arrogant and cocky
Realised a week into January I didn't need to bother because I am already perfect
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