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New Work Jokes

My friend decided to take up wood working and he heard this joke at his new work place

A joiner makes sure that what he makes fits with the rest down to the tenth of a millimeter.

A carpenter makes sure it fits down to a millimeter.

A mason makes sure it fits down to the centimeter.

If the painter makes it to the right address, it's a good thing.

Old Arabian Guy in New Work

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem: "Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant pota...

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A new bloke starts works on a building site...

He meets his new workmates and they head up to the roof to start work.
One of the workers picks up a pile of bricks and steps off the edge of the building falling 10 stories and landing safely at the bottom.
He takes the elevator back to the top and keeps working.
No one seems to even bat a...

A artist is thinking of what his new work should be when his wife bursts into his office...

"I'm sorry to say this," she announces. "But a viewer of one of your paintings died from poisoning because of an unsafe form of paint you used...and we've been sued a billion dollars... your career as an artist is over...I'm sorry..." she then bows her head. The artist drops his jaw and prepares to ...

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