Christmas was great! I got a new Tesla for my wife.
I thought it was a good trade.
What's the smell in every new Tesla called?
Elon's musk
*badum tss*
I heard Macy's is selling this new perfume that has that "new Tesla smell"
They're calling it 'Elon Musk'.
Apparently there’s a strange smell in new Teslas
Apparently it’s quite musky
It seems like people either love or hate the new Tesla truck design...
It sure is a wedge issue!
Did you hear where the new Tesla factory is being built?
Mad-at-gas-car.
I had a friend win a brand new Tesla at a radio promotion
It was free of charge...
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Not sure I like my new car salesman. I called and asked if there was any wiggle room on buying a new Tesla. He said, "Sure thing!"
"Bring the wife on down and we'll dicker!"
There's a new Tesla feature where the closer you drive to your house, the more the entrance opens...
It's called the Elon Gate.
Did you hear about the blonde who tried to commit suicide
She sat in her running car
And closed the garage
It was her new Tesla
Two friends chat and one brags about his new car
“So I got a new Tesla Model X, it drives itself!”
“Nice! Where is it?”
“No idea...”
What is the definition of mixed feelings?
When your mother-in-law is driving your new Tesla towards a cliff.
Mid-life Crisis
A man in his 40's bought a new Tesla Model S and was out for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to rev her up.
As the needle jumped up to 90 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no...
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