New Song Jokes - 11 Hilarious New Song Jokes

My life is just like Rihanna's new song.

Work work work work work and the rest I can't really understand!

Have you heard Madonna’s new song about having to swim against a constant tide of age discrimination?

It’s called “Like a Sturgeon”

Did you hear Oasis's new song about the attraction and repulsion of atoms?

"And after all, you're my Van der Waals"

Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song about the small, detail-oriented urban cat?

They're calling it "Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty".

Taylor Swift's new song with Chris Brown is gonna be

A real hit

The Beatles were sitting in the studio, making up ideas for new songs.

Paul: Anyone got any ideas for how we should end Hey Jude?

John: Nah.

George: Nah.

Ringo: Nah.

United Airlines just dropped a new song...

It's a big hit!

Rick Astley's releasing a new song lamenting the 'Brexit' result...

It's titled:

Never Gonna Give EU Up

I wish Kanye's new song Lift Yourself would have come out 35 years ago

It wouldn't have taken me so long to get potty trained.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Did you hear Adele got a really bad sunburn?

She details the experience in her new song, "Aloe From the Other Side"

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