Work work work work work and the rest I can't really understand!
Have you heard Madonna’s new song about having to swim against a constant tide of age discrimination?
It’s called “Like a Sturgeon”
Did you hear Oasis's new song about the attraction and repulsion of atoms?
"And after all, you're my Van der Waals"
Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song about the small, detail-oriented urban cat?
They're calling it "Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty".
Taylor Swift's new song with Chris Brown is gonna be
A real hit
The Beatles were sitting in the studio, making up ideas for new songs.
Paul: Anyone got any ideas for how we should end Hey Jude?
John: Nah.
George: Nah.
Ringo: Nah.
United Airlines just dropped a new song...
It's a big hit!
Rick Astley's releasing a new song lamenting the 'Brexit' result...
It's titled:
Never Gonna Give EU Up
I wish Kanye's new song Lift Yourself would have come out 35 years ago
It wouldn't have taken me so long to get potty trained.
Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?
He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
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The homeless pianoman
On a thursday afternoon, a homeless man walks down a street and sees a "pianist wanted" sign in the window of a bar. The man goes into the bar, sits at the piano and begins to play. The owner of the bar hears the man play and is completely blown away.
"That song is amazing, what do you call ...
Did you hear Adele got a really bad sunburn?
She details the experience in her new song, "Aloe From the Other Side"
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