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New Relationship Jokes

Men, if you're in a new relationship with a woman, but things aren't progressing physically, buy her a bra from the clearance rack.

At that point, it's already 50% off.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man and woman are in a new relationship discussing boundaries

The man says: So... What about sex? Is that on the table?

The woman says: no its in the bed

What do a new house plant and a new relationship have in common?

No matter how good my intentions, eventually I'm going to kill it.

Christmas

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Christmas is a lot like a new relationship with a woman," the guy tells the bartender. "I always get really excited looking forward to it, but after it's all over I regret spending all that money."

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