New People Jokes - 9 Hilarious New People Jokes

My Grandpa has acquired a trick for meeting new people

He's got Alzheimer's

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How does someone with a poop fetish meet new people?

They slide into their BMs.

I was nervous about meeting new people on a cruise...

... until I realised, we are all in the same boat.

Being a musician is great for travelling and meeting new people. Throughout my career I have met amazing humans.

Once I met this Italian opera singer, amazing gal. Some other time an irish theremine player. But the other day I met a polish sound engineer. And a czech one too. And a czech one too. And a czech one too.

How do people over 30 meet new people to hang out with?

I'm asking for a friend.

Everyone has a certain joke they always tell when meeting new people

Personally, I enjoy talking about my life

I met a lot of new people at the Bonsai Convention.

We all exchanged pleasant trees.

The Geography of a Woman:

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile, and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like the USA. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, r...

My wife wants to meet new people & have fun, so she made me join a Bridge Club....

...I jump off next Tuesday

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