New Original Jokes - 4 Hilarious New Original Jokes

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New Original joke

I had sex on top of a dolphin,
You could say I did it on porpoise.

A textile worker tried to come up with a new original joke.

But they ran out of material.

Two Aliens come to our Planet

They are greeted by armed forces. They inform us that our inferior weapons don't stand a chance against them. The only way they will let us go is if we can make them laugh. However, they have seen all jokes there are on the internet and only a new original joke will work on them. Humanity gathers th...

What is a pirates favourite letter

It is clearly double D as they are mostly males who can't stand a sunken chest and no booty.

(New original take on old joke)

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