I made this awesome new material that is immune to chicken attacks.
It’s impeckable.
These Cthulu memes I've seen now and again, need to get some new material
All I ever see are Old Ones.
I heard recently they'd made a new material out of lemons and tea leaves
They're calling it the Arnold Polymer
It's 3 am. Just smoked a fatty. Just trying to make up new material with my parrot. I think i just thought of a good one but I may just be...
Too stoned with one bird.
So this dude rubs a lamp and a genie pops out
The genie tells the man he will grant him a wish for setting him free. The man says "Ya know Gene, I love riding motorcycles. Love it more than life itself. I would love to travel across the entire world on my motorcycle, but I'm terrified of boats. Can you make a massive highway, that connects ...
I think Louis CK has been misunderstood.
He was testing out new material. He just wanted to see whether women would laugh at his junk!
A man walking in the Beach sees a lamp and out of curiosity, starts wiping it.
After wiping it and cleaning it. A gene comes comes. He looks at the sky and greets the person who was cleaning the lamp.
Hello there. I may grant you one wish. The man says, what happens to three. The gene says, one is all you get.
The man thinks hard Says. My family...
What's the difference between r/jokes and a recycling depot?
Occasionally new material passes through the recycling depot.
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A sciencey joke for y'all.
An American nuclear engineer is talking with a Japanese nuclear engineer about a new material they're planning on using for gamma radiation shielding. The Japanese engineer asks if he can see it in action, so the American takes a piece of iron about 3 inches thick and puts in front of a gamma source...
Your favorite one liner/quick joke?
When bored at work I snapchat jokes to friends. Need new material. Could use your favorite short joke.
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