At first I felt like it was too short, but I gotta say that it's starting to grow on me.
My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut
I can't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend.
This joke may contain profanity. đ¤
A man and a woman were having sex
Her: I want you to hurt me
Him: Your sister is more successful than you
Her: Wait
Him: Not a big fan of the new haircut
Her: Stoppp
Wife: Honey, how do you like my new haircut? Husband: Can I be honest? Wife: Sure. âŚ
Husband: I slept with your sister.
At first I hated my new haircut
Then it grew on me
Have You Seen Stevie Wonder's New Haircut?
He hasn't either.
Cristiano Ronaldo Went to the barbershop for a new haircut.
He went home to his girlfriend and asked, "Well what do you think?". She took a couple of minutes looking his new hair cut over and replied "Well... at least it's not Messi".
Canât believe how much my girlfriend is crying about her new haircut
Its much worse for me, Iâm the one whoâs gonna have to find a new girlfriend now.
"Was it a trainee?"
\- Not the best question to ask if your wife wants your opinion on her new haircut.
We donât sell to blondes
A blonde walks past a shop as she reads the sign âwe donât sell to blondesâ in the window. She goes in to her investigate the situation.
To test the sign she asks the salesman âexcuse me, Iâd like to buy this TVâ
And the salesman responds âIâm sorry maâam we donât sell to blondesâ ...
On metaphysics
When Thompson hit seventy, he decided to change his lifestyle completely so that he could live longer.
He went on a strict diet, he jogged, he swam, and he took sunbaths. In just three monthsâ time, Thompson lost thirty pounds, reduced his waist by six inches, and expanded his chest by five ...
Guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks
for a beer something to snack on. Bartender serves him + a bowl of peanuts. The guy takes a handful to his mouth and faintly hears, "hey great shoes pal". Confused, he ignores the voice. The guy grabs another handful and once again he hears faintly "you have the kindest eyes". The guy looks around, ...
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.