Did you hear about the new Christian online video game?
It's pretty good, but it's pray2win.
I just opened a new christian restaurant called "The Lord Giveth"
We also do takeaway.
Did you hear about the hipster youth pastor creating a new Christian sect combining elements of Protestant and Baptist beliefs?
He's a Pabst-ist.
Edited to help /u/visualshocker get the joke
There's a new Christian drug on the market called "SkyCake," a.k.a. "The Lord's Name"...
...which causes Angelic hallucinations during the high. Like cocaine, SkyCake \ The Lord's Name must primarily be snorted. However, SkyCake is so potent, that if injected directly into the user's veins, intravenously, it may cause immediate cardiac arrest.
Thus, there's a new saying on the ...
Timing is everything...
Friday night, a friend of mine converted to Christianity and, like new Christians tend to be, he is very passionate about sharing the Good News. He has been studying tirelessly to “show himself approved”. He doesn’t want to become a pastor or anything because he believes God will use him in the line...
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