A woman buys a new cabinet. It is nailed to the wall with four nails inside. But from time to time a bus runs on the road outside of the flat and the vibrations from the traffic make the nails go loose and the cabinet falls down.
Since her husband is away at work, she asks her neighbour t...
President Joe Biden was advised that he needed to assemble a new cabinet to deal with the Russia / Ukraine conflict
Coming back from IKEA, he realised he had greatly misunderstood the task given to him
Biden has been trying to put together is new cabinet for weeks.
After not having much success, he finally called up IKEA for help.
Did you hear of Trump's new cabinet position for border security?
The Secretary of De Fence.
Just found out that the boss of IKEA is the new Prime Minister of Sweden
He's still assembling his new cabinet
House remodel
My wife and I recently completed a remodel of our kitchen. The other night we decided to move all the dishes and into the new cabinets. The last thing we moved was all our booze. I picked up two bottles and turned around. My wife had FIVE bottles at once!
My wife really can hold her liquor…
The cabinet maker
A woman in Tel-Aviv finally saves enough money to buy a new hand-made cabinet, and has it installed in her home, which faces the street whereby bus number 5 passes.
As she is admiring her new purchase, she notices that bus number 5 passes her house, and as it does, the cabinet doors open up...
In April 2021, India was struggling with the coronavirus.
Prime Minister Modi was really concerned, and so he decided that it would be a great idea if he appointed a "Minister of Virus Control." He was considering many of the country's top doctors to fill the position, and eventually, he said that he would tell the public who he appointed on April 25th....
Why did Donald Trump go to Ikea?
Because he was having trouble putting together his new cabinet.
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It’s time to redecorate the nunnery and Mother Superior is feeling overwhelmed with supervising all the various contractors. Wanting to save some money, she tasks the 2 newest novitiates with painting the cloister...
The young nuns are inexperienced painters, and they paint slowly and carefully, concerned about getting paint on their habits.
Mother Superior comes to check on them and is dismayed to find by the end of the day they’ve barely painted one wall.
“You’ll need to paint faster ladies, w...
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