UPJOKE

Never give up on your dreams...

Stay in bed.

If you're using public transport never give up your seat to an old lady...

That's how I lost my job as a bus driver

Hippo was a great motivational speaker. Hippo taught that you must never give up. Hippo didn’t follow his own advice.

Hippo Quit

I’m trying to set the world record for counting from 0 to 1 in the fastest time. I will never give up, even if I can’t ever see and end in sight.

Currently on 0.876278134

I dreamed I was broke

And when I woke up my dreams came true.
Never give up on your dreams.

My boss showed up to work in a brand new Ferrari

He told me, "if you work hard, put in all your hours, and never give up; next year I'll get another one!"

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