Can we come up with a brand new, never ending joke.
So let’s say one person initiates the joke by coming up with a line, the next person either continues the set up or has a punchline but the punchline must also be able to set up the next persons line, etc etc etc, can it be done? Will it be consistently funny? I think I’ve made sense but I’m not gre...
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are walking in the desert...
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are walking in the desert after a plane crash. To lighten the mood the brunette suggests a game of 'make a wish'. The redhead goes first and wishes for a never ending glass of water so that they'll never get thirsty on their journey. The brunette goes next and say...
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Guy walks into a bar Sits at the bar and orders a drink. He pays with a $100 bill and refuses the change. Just when he's about to take a drink, this little guy - not even a foot tall - runs across the bar and knocks the drink out of his hand. The little guy jumps off the bar and disappears.
The bartender, really confused, pours him another drink. The guy pays him $100 and refuses the change again. Just as he's about to sip his drink, the little guy appears, knocks the drink to the floor and runs off again.
Now the bartender pours him another drink and asks him about the little g...
Why did the man use π for a pain scale from 1-10?
Because it was low level, but never ending!
"On a scale of one to ten..
..how bad is your headache?" asked the doctor.
"It's π.", said I.
..."π?"
..."Yes. Low-level, but never ending."
A boy asks a girl to prom
On the big day of the dance, the boy has to make a few stops before he picks up his date.
The first stop is the tuxedo store. When he gets there, there is a huge line of patrons ahead of him. He waited patiently and finally was able to pick up his tux.
The next stop was the florist t...
Disney is updating a children's classic with a pandemic theme...
... it's called "The Never Ending Story"
A Genie Grants an Irish Man Three Wishes.
The Genie inquires what his first wish will be.
"A bottle of Jameson!" the man declares.
The Genie snaps his fingers and a bottle of Jameson appears. The man quickly opens it and drinks the entire bottle of liquor. "What would you like for your second wish?" the Genie...
Did you hear about the buffet run by mathematicians?
They have a never ending pi special.
Human-beings get rich as they grow old:
Silver in Hair; Gold in Teeth; Sugar in Blood; Precious Stones in Kidney; And a never ending supply of Gas!
What do blind people think of a basketball?
It's a never ending story.
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Sex is like ping pong
A never ending push and pull until one partner loses the ball
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