He explains that he cannot seem to make his wife pregnant.
The doctor examines the network engineer, and says "it looks like a connection issue"...
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He asks "is it my technique?"
The doctor responds "no, you have a twisted pair"
I met an Australian network engineer
I asked him "do you come from a LAN down under?"
Where do network engineers go to use the toilet?
At their IP address.
Why is the network engineer sad?
Because his career is in bits.
What did the network engineer give to his fiancée?
A token ring.
Four Engineers
4 Engineers get into a car. A Mechanical Engineer, a Petroleum Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, and a Network Engineer. They go to start the car and nothing. The Mechanical Engineer says, "Hey guys, we've got a bad starter, we're going to need to fix that before the car will start." The Petrole...
Three IT Guys walk into a bar.
Three I.T. Guys walk into a bar. A sysadmin, a help desk tech, and a network engineer.
The Network engineer immediately starts a conversation with everyone at the bar. The help desk tech orders a drink for himself and starts asking a crying girl how he can help solve her problems. The barten...
IT hurts
Rick Grimes: A network engineer went to the doctor. Coral: Shut up, Dad! RG: He said, "It hurts when I pee". Coral: ....... RG: IT Hertz when IP, Coral!
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