UPJOKE

I forgot the Netflix password.

Who here remembers it?

I gave my dog my Netflix password

Which ended up being problematic. See, I'm raising him to be an atheist. I came home one day to find him sitting on the couch upset. He said "My whole life is a lie, you've lying to me. I just found out where all dogs go."

I have no idea how many exes I have

But I can always change my Netflix password

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