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Neighbours Wife Jokes

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A thief walked into a married couple's home mid-afternoon...

He tied up the woman and at knife point asked the man to hand over the jewellery and money.

The man started sobbing and said, “Brother, please take anything that you want, but please, untie her and set her free!”

The thief responded, “You must really love your wife!”

Man: “No! T...

Concerned about my wife (NSFW)

I was watching our neighbours wife subathing topless yesterday, as I was rubbing one out I heard a cough. I turned around and my wife was stood there watching me. Does that make her a pervert?

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A guy goes to the doctor (NSFW)

A guy goes to the doctor and he says:
"Doc, you gotta help me! I wake up in the morning and I fuck my wife. Then on the way to work I carpool with the neighbours wife and she blows me! I get to work and I fuck one of the girls on the photocopier. Coffee break I fuck the bosses wife. Lunch brea...

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