UPJOKE

I don't know why employers don't like neck tattoos

It shows you can sit in one spot for hours while tiny needles are jabbed into your skin, which is what every meeting I've ever been in feels like.

Men with neck tattoos used to make me nervous.

Now they make me lattes.

What do you call a face, hand, or neck tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper

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