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Neck Beard Jokes

Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

What does an African neck beard mosquito say?

M’laria

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Wondering why "cuck" has become the new insult of choice among basement dwellers and neck beards?

They finally found an insult that can never be used against them.

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I just saw a news article about an unidentified person found beaten, robbed, and naked in the park...

The unknown victim was described as being out-of-shape, small penis, and slight neck beard.

Anyway, just wanted to check in, worried about you guys. Let me know you're okay.

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