90,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention.
The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 20 or 25 seconds she says, "Eighteen!...
A man finds some copper and zinc
A man is out walking one day when he finds some copper and zinc, knowing these are used to make coins he takes them to the government to see what he can get.
There he sits down with a representative of the US mint and says I have here half a grain of copper and 30 grains of zinc, how many ...
Derek and Brian are having a drink together.
"You used to play football, didn't you?" Brian asks Derek.
"Yeah, I played til I was nearly 40." replies Derek.
"So which did you prefer, grass or astroturf?" asks Brian.
"I'm not sure Brian, I never smoked astroturf." answers Derek.
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