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A friend asked me to name all nba players

I politely refused and told him they already have names

Which NBA player has moves like a mouse?

S. Curry

Who is Donald Trump’s favorite NBA player?

John Wall

Ever hear of that NBA player named Druff? Think his first name is Dan...

They say he’s Head & Shoulders above the competition!

Why do NBA players finish in June?

She likes it

Why is it so difficult to wake up certain NBA players in the morning?

They think they're already up.

An airplane was about to crash

There were 4 passengers on board but only three parachutes. The first passenger said “I am Steph Curry , the best NBA player. The warriors and my millions of fans need me and I can’t afford to die.” So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The second passenger, Donald trump, said, “I am the newly...

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