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This is naut, ok?

If America has 'astronauts' and Russia has 'cosmonauts', does Denmark have 'deeznauts'?

What do you call a fruit on a spaceship

Coco-naut

Why did the austronaut leave the party early?

Because they needed some space.

I used to be a spacecraft engineer.

My efforts were all for naut.

What is a knot that you can't untie?

An astro(naut)

What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

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