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A man walks into work with a smile

Every morning, he walks in and passes the security guard with a great big grin on his face. One day, bleary eyed, the security guard asks him why he's so chipper every morning.

"Well, it's simple. Every morning when my alarm goes off, I rub my wife on the shoulder and say 'Blondie, Blondie, e...

Morning Love Making

Tyrone asked his work buddy, Robert, one morning, "Man, why you always so damn happy when you come to work everyday?" Robert replied, "That's because I make love to my wife every morning before work."

Amazed, Tyrone asked him how he gets his wife to make love to him every morning. "That's ea...

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A black guy and a white guy

A black guy and a white guy worked together for several months, and the black guy noticed the white guy was always in a good mood, smiling and whistling every morning. He finally asked him why he was so happy all the time.

“Oh, Its because I make love to my wife every morning.”

“Ever...

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A happy man and a sad man

Every day a sad man shows up for work and sees a happier man, who makes less money, show up too. The sad man can't make himself as happy as the happy man even though he makes much more, has a better position in the company and is more popular.

One day the sad man gets the nerve to ask the hap...

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