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Name Will Jokes

Write a wise saying and your name will live on.

----Anonymous

Batman's dad's new name will be John in a retcon

He will be played by The Wayne, John's Son

A young couple was getting ready to give birth to their first child,

and they had determined that the child should not be named until after it was born, so that they could meet it and make the name based on that first magical moment. On the day of the birth, a beautiful baby girl was born and the parents were instantly smitten.

"It's 'Love.'" said the mother....

If I ever become a DJ, my name will be DJ Oriental Immigrant

Because I lay down sick tracks

Did you hear about the merger between UPS and Fed-Ex?

The new name will be Fed-Up.

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Adam and Eve...

Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'
And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflecti...

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