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Name Some Jokes

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A teacher asks children to name some drug names...

Sally stands up and says ”Paracetamol, its for pain relief”

Julie stands up and says “Aspirin , it helps you focus”

Jimmy stands up and says “Viagra”!

The teacher replies saying “Jimmy, how do you know that? What does that drug do?”

Jimmy replies “ Viagra is for diarrhea ...

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A teacher decides to let students go home early if they can name some quote origins.

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score
and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his
mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
"That's right Susie, you can go
home."
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a
Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his
mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
"T...

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