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What is Beethoven’s favourite fruit?

Ba na na na

My grandparents were called Pearl and Dean

But obviously I called them my Grandad and Nana na na na na na na nanana

We had an explosion in one of our chemistry labs last week.

Nobody got hurt, but the chemist responsible is the laughing stock of his group.

We use a lot of helium in the military, that's why when there's a shortage you can't get it for balloons - it's being stockpiled by the DOD. We use it to stabilize a variety of substances for storage.

On...

Willow Smith to her friends: "Sorry girls, I can't get jiggy with y'all tonight. My dad said,

'Na na na na nana na'".

16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar...followed by Batman

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Batman!

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