Mythological Creature Jokes - 4 Hilarious Mythological Creature Jokes

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My favorite mythological creature.

My favorite mythical creature is the happy bitch in tampon commercials.

Did you know mythological creatures have their own dentist's office?

It's true, I saw it today and they were suuuuuuper busy! The waiting room was packed, and every time the orderly would come out to call in another patient, the half-man-half-horse would get all excited; "is it my turn now? oh, pick me, pick me!" and all that jazz. Of course, every time it was actual...

If I had to pick a mythological creature to become alive and real,

I’d have to pick: My girlfriend.

Mother nature decides to buy a condo in Miami Beach.

Mother nature decided she would like to be a snowbird and bought a condo in Miami Beach. All of the mythological creatures were invited to her housewarming party.

Father time gave her a beautiful grandfather clock.
Jack Frost presented her with a state of art air conditioning system.
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