My wife threatened to leave me due to my obsession with 'The Monkees'. I didn't think she was serious.
And then I saw her face...
My wife threatened to leave me because I wouldnt stop singing "I'm a believer". I thought she was joking
And then I saw her face...
My wife threatened to leave me if I couldn't stop correcting her about Russian Communist terminology.
I told her Soviet.
My wife threatened to leave me
Because of my ‘filthy and disgusting habits’. I was so shocked I nearly choked on my toenails.
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My wife threatened to leave me due to my sexual fetishes.
I said "fine, just slam the door on my cock on your way out".
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