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My Other Half Jokes

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My premature ejaculation problem started when my other half dressed up as a superhero

Before I knew it I came in a Flash

My other half and I went to a restaurant.

I said to the waitress, "Can I have the lemon grilled salmon?"

"Do you want anything on the side?"

I said, "I can't answer that with my wife sitting next to me."

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Marriage can change a person.

For example, my other half went from dick taker to dictator.

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