"Hi my name is Jeff and I’m an alcoholic." "Sir, this is Triple A, not AA."
"I know, I’m trying to explain why my car is in the lake."
My son came to me & said: 'Can I have a book mark?'
14 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Jeff
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Bar Experiment
One night a guy and some of his friends went to a bar. The guy saw a very sexy woman all by herself. His friends told him to go talk to her. What's the worst that could happen? As he approached the woman he said, "Hi my name is Jeff" with a big smile. Out of nowhere, the woman yelled out, "NO I WON'...
Smee goan get some Karma
A CORK radio station was running a competition - words that weren’t in the dictionary but could still be used in a sentence and make sense.
DJ: “96FM here, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi my name is Dave!”
DJ: “Hey Dave, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Goan... spelt G-O-A-N, ...
What is sitting in a tree and makes "Haa Haaa"?
An owl with a speech impediment.
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Dentist to the patient: This might hurt now a bit
Patient: Don't worry
Dentist: Ok... I'm having an affair with your wife!
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Wife to husband: You look aweful with these new glasses
Husband: B...
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