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I showed my herpes doctor my mixtape today

Says shit bumps

A Marine Biologist walks into a lab,

She shouts, “I think we found a way for cephalopods to discover fire!”
The other scientist asks, “how.”
She responds with a CD,
“By making them listen to my mixtape!”

The reason the earth's core is hot

Is because my mixtape is so underground

I'm thinking of hosting a rave in an Oakland warehouse...

I can use my mixtape. Its fire.

I have the solution to the drought in California

Just let all the ladies hear my mixtape

The only reason the eclipse happened

I was changing my mixtape

There was nothing actually wrong with the Note 7...

All those people just downloaded my mixtape

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