My Love Life Jokes

it's grim.

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... it became a Spirit Halloween.

I ignore a bunch of red flags and it always blows up in my face.

Contact less.

It theoretically exists.

I tell them I'm holding my own.

Then I saw her face....

Both have a missed Opportunity

I'm typically the better option, but everyone chooses junk food instead of me

They either die in new or last only for a month.

I have found that invisible girlfriends are the way to go... Because then you know no one else is seeing her....

I've become a neck romancer.

I always play single player, and I can never find anyone who wants to play co-op

The onion cried

Some people think God is real.

So I said: My what?

...starring Sylvester Still-alone.

...wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, "Going to a party?"

"Yeah, a costume party," the man answers, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."

"But you look like Abe Lincoln," pr... read more