Patient: a bunch of books fell on my head yesterday…
Doctor: how did that happen?
Patient: I only have my shelf to blame…
A drunk goes to the doctor complaining of tiredness and headaches.
A drunk goes to the doctor complaining of tiredness and headaches.
"I feel tired all the time, my head hurts, and I'm not sleeping. What's the problem, doc?"
The doctor thoroughly examined the drunk and remarked, "I can't find anything wrong with you. It must be the drinking." ...
A madhouse was to be demolished.
All the interns were to be transported to a new mental asylum. So they loaded a truck with all the patients that reside there, as well as some of the psychiatric staff to maintain the order, but in the middle of the way to the madmen's new home, there was a violent accident that resulted in the cras...
I love Honest Abe. Do you want to hear my favourite quote from him?
"My head hurts."
Healing Kiss
In a train compartment a young couple and an elderly, somewhat ragged man were sitting.
The girl looks like she’s having some discomfort so her boyfriend asks her, "What’s wrong honey?"
She replies. "My head hurts."
Her boyfriend kisses her forehead, and asks her, "Is it bett...
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